In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Yeah, Reductress is a feminist spin on The Onion and they are not pulling punches.
They came after Boy moms and killed it. I’m in love with them now.
I’m a dude but holy crap Reductress is hilarious. Bookmarked.
They sat on their hands for 108 days, and now they’re coming out swinging.
Yes, Reductress is the reason Trump won. Brilliant observation. Now run along, the grown-ups are talking.
Blame everyone except the incompetent party
because the person that tried and failed to stop the criminal due to not being very good at it is the real person to blame for a crime, rather than the criminal themself
That’s so smart and insightful of you! You’re so right the democratic party should do everything exactly the same all over again. It’ll totally win them the election this time!
that isnt what I said, I said they arent the ones responsible for Trump, not that their strategy was likely to work after it failed this time.
I hope they fired those consultants.
What am I saying. They’re still taking advice from the people on Hillary’s campaign!
I’ll frame it in a proper way for you. People of America preferred a rapist criminal over a dem. You can blame people all day but it’s a democracy after all and you have to be better than being “better than the opponent”.