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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/mynameiscakey on 2024-11-14 23:06:22+00:00.

TIFU by eating hummus every day for a weak and ruining my anniversary.

Oh my God y’all, I feel so stupid.

So basically for context, I am a cosmetology student, which basically means I’m in school from 7 AM to 6PM… AKA a LONG time.

My school serves these really good packs of hummus and crackers, so over the last week I’ve had two a day because they’re so good, I’m also trying to lose weight and I heard a few years back that hummus was good for weight loss. I just didn’t know why. I had completely forgot.

This past week I have spent 11 hours a day, trying not to shit myself due to the hummus, which I just learned now is made primarily from chickpeas AKA fiber… I thought I had some crazy week long stomach bug that had me sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes straight trying not to pass out.

The worst part is yesterday was me and my GFs anniversary, so imagine how disappointing it was for her to leave early because I couldn’t stop shitting… FML.

TL:DR I ate so much hummus I missed my anniversary because I ate so much hummus I couldn’t get off the toilet.