ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoBallet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburgwww.lbc.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up1966arrow-down19
arrow-up1957arrow-down1external-linkBallet star Vladimir Shklyarov who criticised Putin’s Ukraine invasion dies in fall from building in St Petersburgwww.lbc.co.ukZeroCool@slrpnk.net to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down1·1 month agoIn another article emergency services responded with this gem. He died a natural death. It’s not a crime.
minus-squareiAvicenna@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agocause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall
minus-squareNauticalNoodle@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoEverything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.
In another article emergency services responded with this gem.
cause of death: the natural impact of cement on the body experienced after a perfectly natural fall
Gravity, is natural, no?
Lead is too
Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
Everything is fine, nothing to see here. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m just going home. To my family. Which I love very much. And who I would never put in danger by not doing my job exactly as instructed.