MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 months agoAnon goes to bootcamplemmy.todayimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1498arrow-down111
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minus-squareWutchilli@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up92·3 months agoI want to belive that this is true (and gay)
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·3 months agoAnon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
minus-squareTempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoNah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·3 months agoIt would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
minus-squareLyre@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoI learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
minus-squareKiwiTheFlightless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoNegligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
minus-squareYondoza@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoSwitzerland has it too, and while English isn’t the official language almost everyone speaks it.
minus-squareb0gl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoVem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
minus-squaretostiman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-23 months agoHij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!
minus-squaretostiman@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoWait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark
minus-squareb0gl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoBlå means Blue and it’s kind of a slang word for sea
minus-squareYorick@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·3 months agoReading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army. Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoRussian army is big on spongebob songs.
minus-squareManzas@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoIdk the Lithuanian one translates to about the same in English and service is mandatory in Lithuania.
I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
Directed by JJ Abrams.
Nah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
Switzerland has it too, and while English isn’t the official language almost everyone speaks it.
Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!
Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark
Blå means Blue and it’s kind of a slang word for sea
Reading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.
Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
Russian army is big on spongebob songs.
Idk the Lithuanian one translates to about the same in English and service is mandatory in Lithuania.