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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

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U.S. — Patriotic Americans coast to coast raised a collective cheer today after hearing news that conservatism itself had been saved as a Muslim sex trafficker had been safely and triumphantly brought back to the U.S.

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Is he an actual Muslim? Or did he convert just to lessen the heat on him?
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  He converted before the fiasco
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  I heard a rumour he got paid to do so or something

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