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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes

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Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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MIAMI—Asserting that many differing perspectives on the fruit were readily available online, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly sent a note to staff at the Amazon-owned Whole Foods this week strictly forbidding the criticism of grapes. “I grew up eating grapes and proudly so,” said Bezos, who emphasized the role grapes have played in shaping American culture […]
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    You might get graped in the mouth.

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