I remember a kid in my school tried to get out of playing dodgeball by equating it to gladiatorial combat. Dude just didn’t know how to dodge the lions. 🤦♂️
Primary was to stand perfectly still, arms out, get tagged immediately, go sit down.
On the days that I felt like being a little fuck, I played full “dodge” at the far back of the court, and never threw anything back. Just waited until all of the balls were on my side of the court. Game over.
Fuck em. I was a conscientious objector in dodgeball.
I remember a kid in my school tried to get out of playing dodgeball by equating it to gladiatorial combat. Dude just didn’t know how to dodge the lions. 🤦♂️
I had two strategies in dodgeball.
Primary was to stand perfectly still, arms out, get tagged immediately, go sit down.
On the days that I felt like being a little fuck, I played full “dodge” at the far back of the court, and never threw anything back. Just waited until all of the balls were on my side of the court. Game over.
Fuck em. I was a conscientious objector in dodgeball.