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Nusm to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

My harshest Friend-Zoning

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My harshest Friend-Zoning

Nusm to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • peteyestee@feddit.org
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    I saw a sign that said “But Jesus”. That was it. And all I could think of was the sinfull thought of butt Jesus. Which in my mind was like that biblical angel with all the eyes, but instead of eyes it was butts.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Jesus had torsonic polarity syndrome.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    But does he like-like me?

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s not looking for a relationship right now, he still has some daddy issues to work through.

  • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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    That may be, but WHY is he telling YOU.

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    What if God likes one of us

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