Lmao!

Lemon party anyone?

Nah, I was a nurse’s assistant for twenty years.

People vastly underestimate how functional people stay. Yeah, more age means more chances of things breaking down, but it isn’t everything, and it isn’t all at once.

Now, the oldest erect penis I ever sae was 103. I actually shared a last name with that gentleman, which is tangential, but gives me hope ;)

I’d enter his room of a morning, and maybe 3/5 days, he’d be at full attention. Sometimes, it would last a while too. He’d apologize, “that thing ain’t never had no manners”. But sometimes he’d be in a different mood and pop off with something like “well hello old soldier, nice to see you again”.

Dude was pretty awesome in a lot of ways. Half blind, but his hearing was solid. Any new men that started work, he’d say they were just the purtiest gurl he’d ever laid eyes on, and ask them for some sugar. Most guys, they’d chuckle and say they weren’t a girl, and he’d play dumb with them, and just start flirting hard.

And, despite being half blind, the man wrecked on poker and bridge nights.

For real though, most men are going to have at least occasional wood all their life. There’s stuff that can interfere with it, but it’s the norm, not the exception, for at least morning wood to be a thing.

Hit the gym, check yourself with a cardiologist and visit a psychotherapist. Without an underlying condition, your dick should be able to go through plywood at your age.

My condolences.