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@ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 6 months ago

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@ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 6 months ago
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  • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    19•6 months ago

    “Immortality comes at a terrible price. You think you know what dick chafing feels like. I haven’t had skin on my shaft for the last two centuries.”

  • Sundray
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    6 months ago

    That’s a shock. And although changing my behavior won’t be easy, I am DETERMINED to avoid anything that might make me live longer.

  • @cm0002@lemmy.world
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    13•6 months ago

    Just 3263? Pfft amateur, those are ROOKIE numbers

    • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      2•6 months ago

      Fuck. I’m only at three a day…

  • Ben Hur Horse Race
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    7•6 months ago

    this is beetle. he’s as bad as can and he knows he’s the best.

    he’s big, and he’s strong, and he knows he’s badder, and he knows what he gets. he knows what he knows, and he knows what he has, and he knows what he gets, he gets better. he’s a tough guy, and he knows, he knows the best, I guess.

    • @Snowclone@lemmy.world
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      Just hanging round…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    6•6 months ago

    Twice a day and you start aging backwards.

  • @jenni007@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

    • Boomkop3
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      Do it, just to be safe :p

    • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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      10 percent per throw, calculating.

  • @StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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    *sighs* If I must…

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