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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

You've just gotta make it until 5

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You've just gotta make it until 5

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    Pretty sure the only way I’ll get to be done with working is when I’m done with breathing.

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    As a fifty something, I still have 40 years left. I’ll die way before I get there. Can’t risk running out of money in retirement. Maybe someday I will get a diagnosis that lets me retire for a few months. Straight into palliative care…

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    Then you get to die alone eating cat food while the company you slaved for announces even more record profits and layoffs on the TV.

    Thanks for all that can do attitude and work ethic as I drained the sum of your life force over decades, it was just enough to pay for the imported Himalayan granite galley counters on my backup mega yacht, sucker!!!

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      Cat food is expensive.

    • thejoker954@lemmy.world
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      There was a great B plot in the “Full Monty” tv show about the plight of old people. Really hits you in the feels.

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    And be lucky to have a job for another 40 years.

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    That’s a Google Nexus 6 in his hands…I miss the Nexus line :(

    • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)@badatbeing.social
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      Codename Shamu, was a fun phone that I abused with so many different ROMs. Was a simpler time …

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        I was swapping kernels like socks in those days lmao

        I miss kernel tweaking and overclocks :(

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      Came here to say the same thing! Loved that phone, was my first phone on project Fi.

      The camera stunk though, always hunting for focus while recording video

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    We’re born 65 years in debt

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    Gun rights are the new retirement plan

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