What kind of monstrosity is this? Burn this picture now.
WHAT BIG ALMOND DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
shush I’m almost there.
Reminds me of this:
Fixed
THANK YOU! Goddamn, nothing makes me feel more like an old man screaming at clouds than this stupid “Nobody:” meme.
And you would be wrong for it.
You: has a bad opinion
Nobody:
Almonds have an odd number of teats?
Yeah. It’s kinda nuts.
it might seem odd to you.
Nut Milking Exposed
How amazing is the udder? Multiple boobs shaped like wieners. Genius.
Please make another with human breasts
This is Hannah Hillam, if you want to see the whole almond milk saga, they’re on her Instagram.Edit: Maybe not… Potentially inspired by her?
I wouldn’t want to anthropomorphise the actual process of creating nut-based milks. It would be a little too soylent.
