“I came here to say it’s become clear to me that it’s not my time. So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today,” Pence said, to audible gasps from the audience gathered at the Venetian resort on the Las Vegas strip.

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    11 months ago

    Can’t tell which is worse. Either:

    • God: “bro nobody wants you to be prez just stop”
    • Brain thinking to itself: “bro nobody wants you to be prez just stop”