meiko60@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 months agoLeak: Elon Musk said he wants X to be a dating app, too, in an all-hands meeting on the anniversary of his Twitter takeoverwww.businessinsider.comexternal-linkmessage-square87fedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down180
arrow-up1187arrow-down1external-linkLeak: Elon Musk said he wants X to be a dating app, too, in an all-hands meeting on the anniversary of his Twitter takeoverwww.businessinsider.commeiko60@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square87fedilink
minus-squarejsdz@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up80·8 months agoIt’s a bank! It’s a dating app! It’s a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!
minus-squareThe_Pete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44arrow-down1·8 months agoLol, he wants it to be wechat but forgets that everyone uses it because its a government sanctioned monopoly. No one wants a dating/chat/payment/microbloging/uber app. Link your ride data to your dating profile? What could go wrong you fucking donkey.
minus-squareScrof@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·8 months agoWell it’s no secret exactly that he’s kinda infatuated with China’s methods.
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoDon’t worry. Musk will single-handedly promise better data security than even the NSA or CIA has. Of course as soon as the first dump of X user data hits the dark web his sole response will be: 💩
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoRight… data security… No one should trust this man with any of their personal information, ever.
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months ago“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”
It’s a bank! It’s a dating app! It’s a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!
Lol, he wants it to be wechat but forgets that everyone uses it because its a government sanctioned monopoly.
No one wants a dating/chat/payment/microbloging/uber app.
Link your ride data to your dating profile? What could go wrong you fucking donkey.
Well it’s no secret exactly that he’s kinda infatuated with China’s methods.
Don’t worry. Musk will single-handedly promise better data security than even the NSA or CIA has.
Of course as soon as the first dump of X user data hits the dark web his sole response will be:
💩
Right… data security…
No one should trust this man with any of their personal information, ever.
“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”