It’s a satire piece
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-man-arrested-nuke/
Are they sure ? I mean since I put two wire on my uranium ore, I power my whole small town. So using a nuke should work too.
Is your skin falling apart, by chance?
What’re you looking at, smoothskin?
Nice face, skinjob!
What skin?
For the last time smoothskin im not a human. I love fallout new vegas
What’s wrong with owning a private nuclear plant? I thought this was America?
David Hahn did nothing wrong!
I mean… radionucleotide containment is something he did very incompetently… they had to make his shed a superfund site iirc
Right? Finders keepers!
Our founding fathers wanted civilians to own nukes for self defense
Just as long as they are part of a well-regulated militia, right?
That’s not how nuclear bombs work lol
The real problem is that under water it’s hard to tell the difference between red and blue wires.
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always check the name of the sub
*community. This ain’t reddit!
It’s on her collar.
Just gotta make you connect the ground wire
Yeah honestly the title makes it sound like he was successful, but the nuke is just a bullet, payload, and film of fissile material which produces practically no power until Fusion occurs, at which point it would produce all of the power in a small fraction of a second rather than over 27 years.
man looks like he got discombobulated and it stuck
Pretty sure I saw this in Fallout 3
CNN birthed an Onion?
Or… Ate the Onion & regurgitated it?
Well, the US LOST it, so it’s technically not they’re property anymore.
What the fuck… How???
Through the magic of spreading misinformation online
That statement is misleading. Magic can only be performed by people with the appropriate college degree and only after applying for the state specific license.
Correct, this is just artesianal deception
It didn’t happen, that’s how.
Don’t you own a radioisotope thermoelectric generator?
I thought everyone did these days… It’s great for me since I live in Colorado and we get a bountiful supply of radon with the purchase of every new home.
If you’re in NE CO you also have bountiful free-roaming radiation to utilize.