No. You can only choose between the geriatric wannabe Nazi. And the geriatric pseudo individual controlled by some aggregate of donators.

There is absolutely nobody else that could possibly be chosen.

/s

Except the wannabe Nazi part. It may be weekend at Bernie 's but at least it’s not idiot Hitler.

Primaries and old people, “way too fucking expensive to run for office,” and a sprinkle of “good people generally don’t seek positions of power.”