• kboy101222@lemm.ee
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      8 months ago

      If I was the writer of that headline, I’d ride that high until the day I died then have it engraved on my tombstone

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        8 months ago

        Exactly my thought. As a newswriter I’d consider retiring, as there would be no taller mountains to climb.

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      8 months ago

      Headlines peaked with “Headless Body in Topless Bar”, a story about a guy who shot a strip club owner and then forced a patron to decapitate the body.

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        8 months ago

        Zorp, Schmorp! Doomsday Prediction Falls Flat as Citizens Spend Pleasant Evening Enjoying One of Pawnee’s Finest Parks.