My favorite parts are the hat tips to the conspiracy theories about nut oils and additives (like guar gum). Oh, yeah - I’m glad their favorite “unprocessed” (unpasteurized) cow’s milk gets a nod.

Thank you, Dr. Weirdy McBrainworm!

Focus on whole grains, but according to the guidelines’ website, preferred grains include “true sourdough.”

Big Sourdough’s been holding out on us!

A contradictory mess? Unpossible says the brain worm!

Why should we listen to a non-scientist, heroin addict, talking baked potato like him?