…eat as much [food item 1] as you want, without suffering any unwanted consequences

… always find [food item 2] at a bargain price, discounted or on sale (but you can’t resell them)

…eat [ food item 3] and be sure it will always be be of excellent quality, rich and full of flavor

My three items would be chocolate, steak and cheese. Maybe. I’m not too sure about the steak, maybe I should say eggs instead.

What would be your three blessed foods?

      • admin@scrapetacular.ydns.eu
        4·
        5 months ago

        Holup, I think triple pizza might be the big brain solution because you get a pizza that is always tasty, always available cheaply, and never makes you fat or burns your mouth

  • Gamma@beehaw.orgEnglish
    8·
    5 months ago
    1. lava - it looks delicious and its mostly here so I can try it with no consequences. Idc if it’s just hot dirt!
    2. lab grown ribeye - I don’t necessarily need a lot of meat in my diet, but I’d take cruelty-free at a discount
    3. pho - restaurants have wildly different recipes for it and sometimes it’s just not what I want. So now I’ll standardize it all to my personal preference!
    • Drusas@fedia.io
      4·
      5 months ago

      Pho for sure. I’m hesitant to even get it at restaurants (as opposed to making it myself) because most of the time it’s extremely mediocre, a decent chunk of the time it’s really disappointing, and on rare occasion it’s great.

      Also, I like chicken pho and almost every restaurant serves beef pho with chicken breast and calls it “chicken pho”. That is not chicken pho; that is beef pho with chicken.

    • Mothra@mander.xyzOPEnglish
      2·
      5 months ago

      Lava… The forbidden polenta…

      Lab grown meat, that’s a good choice!

      And regarding pho. It will not be standardized, but they will all be delicious to you. You will get to experience variety just as good as what you consider your current favorites. So I guess that still works.

    • admin@scrapetacular.ydns.eu
      3·
      5 months ago

      Can we get a ruling on whether Beer counts as a food item?

      otherwise I’ll go with:

      • Shellfish, because I’m allergic
      • Something seasonal like strawberries, that changes price based on how far you need to import it
      • AVOCADOS, so that I never again cut one open to find it’s rock hard, or already turned to black goop
      • Mothra@mander.xyzOPEnglish
        1·
        5 months ago

        I was going to get specific about whether ot not beverages count or if you need to be specific (ie. spinach ravioli) as opposed to broad (ie. pasta), but, hell. Whatever makes you happy. It’s a casual conversation post. I’ll allow beer.

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.socialEnglish
    5·
    5 months ago
    1. Fried pizza (Neapolitan food, incredible, but obscenely caloric)
    2. Vegan salmon (love it but jeez, it’s expensive!)
    3. Bread. Yes, I’m simple. But a bad bread can ruin a whole meal, and it’s surprisingly easy to find bad bread when you don’t buy from your trusted source.
  • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
    3·
    5 months ago

    full calorie pop, chocolate (real and best quality), eggs. pop is hands down. its cheap as heck and to be able to drink as much of the real stuff without health consequences. heck I would be practically immune to diabetes. finding cheap chocolate of good quality all the time. yes please. a pasteur raised egg from chickens that eat a realtively natural diet is sooooo much better than generic white eggs. would be great when getting eggs at retaurants when I can’t control the source.

  • Corvus Cornix@piefed.socialEnglish
    3·
    5 months ago
    1. Donuts - need something sweet in the list and they come in so many varieties.
    2. A5 Wagyu for sure - don’t need to worry about the quality here as it’ll always be top-notch.
    3. I was going to say gin here but I’ve decided coffee (particularly espresso beverages) instead - I’ve been chasing the high of an amazing cup I had in Tokyo for years .
  • Snoopy@piefed.socialEnglish
    3·
    5 months ago
    1. Physalis. One of my favorite fruit along kaki. The plant is beautiful and its exotic taste is amazing. :3
    2. Black truffle. I love meal with this mushroom but they are kinda expensive. 😅
    3. Risotto. That is an delicious italian meal. Creamy rice mixed with cheese, vegetable and mushroom. There is a subtle flavor of white wine. :3

    3 food items is kinda fustrating, i want a bigger list :)

    • Mothra@mander.xyzOPEnglish
      1·
      5 months ago

      I don’t think I’ve ever tried physalis…

      Haha! Well I only got the ideas for those three, but if you can make up more, then feel free. :D

  • MakingWork@lemmy.caEnglish
    2·
    5 months ago
    1. Pizza - eat the whole pan! No worries
    2. Fried chicken - good sales on fried chicken is great.
    3. Lasagna/ pasta - a good quality lasagna / pasta
    • Mothra@mander.xyzOPEnglish
      2·
      4 months ago

      Not bad, I mean even in an average gut legumes will cause gas … Cheese is always a good answer. Solid choices

      Ramen with sardines, okay. That’s new for me

        • Mothra@mander.xyzOPEnglish
          1·
          4 months ago

          It’s a Casual Conversation post… It doesn’t matter how old it is!

          So… You just make the ramen and dump the contents of a tin of sardines or do you actually cook that ?

          Liver is underrated. It’s a bit difficult to find where I am though, and cooking it can be messy (I like it pan fried). How do you cook liver for polenta? I’ve added leftover beef and/or tomato sauce to polenta and it’s great, also cheese. But never thought of liver

  • comrademiao@piefed.socialEnglish
    2·
    5 months ago

    Eat as much as I want without consequences would most likely be any form of potatoes.

    At a bargain price would be good bread.

    Always good quality would be cheese.