Muhoozi Kainerugaba, son of the President of Uganda and Commander of the Special Operations, said that they would cut off all diplomatic relations within 30 days if their problems were not resolved, by attempting to threaten Turkey.
Expressing his support for Israel, Kainerugaba stated that the Ugandan army was ready for an operation. He described Israel as “Holy Land” and expressed their ability to provide military support.
Kainerugaba expressed that he demands at least $1 billion from Turkey for a possible settlement, and also said that he wants the most beautiful woman in Turkey as a wife.
Turkey: Ok, have this 1 billion Zimbabwean dollars banknote and a donkey.
Never mind. We have Stanley Nickles.
Schrute Buck futures looking mighty tempting.
You do? Fuck, he’s a great goalie. We’ll never beat you at footie now
lol this guy gets it. After all the crazy shit Trump has done, nothing is off limits in diplomacy anymore. “Give me a wife, ten camels and a pepperoni pizza or I will invade your country in the name of Israel”
We can do that? Then I demand from the United States $1B and I’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse. I’ll be taking it from their war chest and somehow redistributing it to the people directly. That way if they genuinely want this war they can have it, and I won’t have disenfranchised anyone. Meanwhile me and my incredible wife will work on other major life goals.
Then I demand from the United States $1B
Sounds like a standard Trump lawsuit-threat SLAPP letter. Always demand $1B.
Me, I’d even settle for the second most beautiful woman in Turkey.
me I’d be happy with a million and an agreeable donkey
Yes, you totally can. Just start demanding! It doesn’t mean that you’ll receive anything, but you can freely demand whatever you want.
Careful. Trump probably thinks he is the smartest genius.
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i’ll be taking your smartest genius for a spouse
All of US’ smartest geniouses have long since migrated to better countries i’m afraid
Uganda is never going to beat the child trafficking allegations.
Why? Just because they are openly using human trafficking as payment method for international relationships?
if the president of statesia has a mail order wife why can’t uganda have one?
I see we have entered the diplomacy by social media phase of humanity.
It’s been like that for 5 years or more
Have fun dying for Israel
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Eh it’s going to take longer than that to find the most beautiful woman in Turkey, there’s so many!
Based
The Art of the Deal
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On what planet is this based?
Uranus! Gottem! Sorry y’all I’m just talking shit here
Crazy people doing crazy things
With or without moustache?🤣🤣
