7bicycles [he/him]

More like a Tontine HEYOOOOOOooohhh :(

One of the worst things you can do to the environment folks. Don’t bear children. Don’t invite another being into this madness and suffering.

As is continuing to live so why don’t you follow through on that line of thought here

[dracula flow voice]: I’m getting more ass than a bizarre sea worm

I know this isn’t a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme

They’re like both not wrong

Like me personally or like societally?

This bears mentioning but tbh that’s still a windmill slamdunk on John Oliver there.

: don’t even talk to your advisors, just hand in a finished PDF

Given the climate collapse I figure we’ll both lead lives that will eventually lead us to Highlander-Dueling it out over the last dandelion and what to do with it

My dad had to mow the lawn when I was away or heavily distracted because I’d cry about the dandelions and daisies being cut down lol

Still irks me to this day when I have to do it.

Maybe let that one stay a memory unless Gran’s still there and should be visited, I have an inkling it’s going to be disappointing

I think 50.000 bees in the wall qualifies as a monster

I’m like 50:50 on whether I’ll live to see the FRONTEX Iron Curtain because given what the EU is, where do you go from here? I mean you’re not going to un-neoliberal the EU so I’m kind of wondering what the options here are

aero as fuck riding position

Buddy the other option here is not them managing to deal with it, psych health care in germany is abysmally absent, it’s becoming alcoholics

I switched from Shotcut to Kdenlive as it seemed a lot more feature rich to me, still FOSS obviously

YMMV on the CDU vis a vis being fascists but I’d argue you can look back at Adenauers “Radikalenerlass” (“Radical Decree” or something) that purported to stop extremists from both sides from holding certain important jobs and somehow managed to find 1000 left wing extremists for every right winger in '70s germany.

Plan’s right there mate. Early retirement at 0 loss after an age cutoff, 5 year former wages for the rest, have some of the boffins at the Wirtschaftsministerium calculate where the cut-off makes sense economically, done. Fuck just reuse the plans from when you dismantled any given organisation in the 90s - 2000s, I’m sure they’re still around, could be used for good for ones. This is not a hard thing to do, logistically.

No one here likes the coal generators. […]so even obviously good paths will face pushback, like from entire regions whose jobs are in the coal industry.

This in itself is contradictory but even despite that, there’s 20.000 people left with jobs in the coal industry. You could give everyone over like the age of 50 their pension as if they worked till the regular pension age and then re-train everybody else with very generous benefits for the interrim time of like 5 years and it would be orders of magnitude cheaper than keeping that system rolling.