Nothing on Fox news is a real news article.

Nope, just fucking stupid.

You’ll see lots of giant clean mall crawl pickups at these.

Are we great again yet? I can’t tell from here.

“Chew Mail Pouch”

Were they built in Berkeley, MO? Because lots of them were.

I’m old. This started being a joke, to my knowledge, in the mid-1980s. I’m sure it predates that timeframe. Still a great joke though.

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I just want to know if it’s dishwasher safe.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show springs to mind.

That’s the point. Well done!

Yes. I don’t like washing bowls. Some types are better than others, of course.

Meatball.

Wait, is it possible to plot for good, or is all plotting nefarious?