I can’t! I steal my stuff from here!

Oh great, so the AI summary basically turns mum’s texts into dad’s texts!

No, don’t worry, this is merely the German fairytale edition! It’s good for kids!

The guys who’ve named daddy longlegs have taken all the provisioned silliness for the next few centuries.

Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

Can’t bloody believe I almost ate the onion again, after reading the headline alone. It’s a tad too probable for my taste.

*Stoffpressvorrichtung zur unterstützenden Brustpositionshaltung

Get your facts straight, Anglo-Saxons. >:(

I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I’ve caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I’ve caused. I get to ride that joy!

Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…

I’ve heard he had very Reasonable prices.

Well, looks like I’m picking up a new hobby then.

Boating sounds fun!

Well fudge me sideways. Every day is a school day.

They’ve all got LPDDR5, so yeah, you’re unfortunately right. It feels kinda weird having to consider the 7000 and 8000-series last gen already; true as it is, though.

I really don’t know where you’re looking because I only see that in business-class laptops and even then not all of them have soldered RAM.

And I’m already counting the ones with one expansion slot with the soldered bunch.

Of course, if you paid attention only to HP, Dell and Lenovo, then I’d see why you’d think so. But beyond those brands, you don’t have that soldered nonsense everywhere. At the very least, you have things like Clevo, Framework and the like to sell you laptops without soldered ram.

I bet there are even websites that let you filter laptop models without soldered ram. Personally, I only know about Germany-based websites like that, though.

My English teacher’s excuse was always that learning about culture was important, too. And now I know that three-wheeled cars are very dangerous to drive in the vicinity of Mini Coopers!

Always in the last week before Summer break. Bob L’Éponge in French class, Mr Bean in English class, Staplerfahrer Klaus occasionally (don’t google that one if gore isn’t your thing) and throughout the year, of course, documentaries.

I didn’t realize just how often we’ve used these.

Absolutely yes. Which I’d also assume to be part of the reason brands coming around with memes are always so late to the party. The legal issues and getting the consent of all copyright holders (if even known at that point) is going to be a pain in any legal department’s ass. I doubt it would be much different for a private meme exhibit.

Of course, by 2100, there would be a historical context to view it from.

I wasn’t expecting a serious answer but you’re absolutely right!

Time to get the Meme Collage of Alexandria going.

If that somehow catches on fire, you can at least re-establish the phrase “This meme is lit”.

Don’t worry, Threads Pro will have you covered for an ad reduction for 3.99/mo.! And Threads Pro Plus for 5.99/mo. will get rid of them all by 2030!

Just like these traditional values prevented the spread of HIV in Russia, eh?

I actually struggle with the same mental image. Anybody born after 2000 still goes to school in my mind.

I can’t describe the reaction I always have inside when I consciously realize that post-2000 kids can actually be adults. Not just because I realize how screwed my perception of time is but also because I suddenly feel old.