People who voted trump in 2016? Sure. People who voted trump again in 2020 and/or 2024? Fuck 'em.

Where have I heard that before?

Oh right…

President Ahmadinejad says Iran has no homosexuals

There was a big campaign for no and the yes coalition seemed to just assume everyone knew it would be better.

Tacking right isn’t a winning strategy in Massachusetts.

The point is that you’re going out of your way to find something to be offended about for no good reason.

Ma voted against ranked choice just a few years ago.

Too bad it wasn’t Stephen Miller.

Double secret probation

You don’t own a pixel?

Pentagon Papers 2: Mideast Boogaloo

Didn’t they disable error reporting for the Gulf of Mexico when people did that?

I worked at a place once that had three elevators that each went to a different set of the floors in the building. One went Basement-6, one went 1-6, and one went 1-5. And when you hit the up/down buttons from outside there was no way to specify if you needed one of the floors that wasn’t necessarily covered by all of them.

Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante’s confusion) All right, look-you’re a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn’t ask for that. You have no personal politics. You’re just trying to scrape out a living.

Amazingly, being 17 also somehow made straw purchases not illegal.

And Peter Cullen.

Was it Florida that made an offer to hire corrupt cops who were fired in other states?

They must have learned from the credit bureaus. Leak everyone’s data then sell a monitoring subscription for it.

According to Wikipedia, it’s Hyundai at the moment.

Upton Sinclair has entered the chat.