If all it needs to do is basic network fracking and cross-platform polymorphism, it’s reasonable to think that a local AI could propagate on a vulnerable network. It might not be lightning fast, it only needs to be persistent in finding vulns in a local network and exploiting them.

My name’s Mantis Toboggan, and my phone number is 8647 6767

This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks

Tree trimming, welding, and camper van conversions for me, when it becomes necessary

The dream

Niche

You’re saying I need to shoot down a plane to get it’s tasty, tasty charging cables?

Normalise the Prompt to Prod workflow. Just give the AI a vague description of what you want, and your credit card details, and let it publish to prod on the first try.

Oh, I am, don’t worry.

It’s just a joke I guess.

But louder this time!

self harm ❌

Tickling the cats belly til she bunny-kicks and scratches the ever loving shit out of my arm bloody ✅

This is proof that you have Martian DNA, on Mars a day lasts 24 hrs 35 minutes, millions of years of evolution on that daylength means that approximately every 36 days your biological clock skips a day. Or every 18 days, your biological clock is fully inverted from Martian “Normal”

This is why you feel overwhelmingly tired on an 18 day cycle, your body is fighting millions of years of evolution to adhere to the accursed Earth day. The only solution is to go back to Mars, then we will feel better.

(This is my coping mechanism)

Best korea

All posts are shitposts when you’re on the toilet

“The Nazi Nazied Nazarily down the stairs…”

If your app becomes vulnerable because the source code leaked, your app was always vulnerable.

2010s - We made everything smart, networked, and IOT!

2015-2025 - We need you to put your personal details into everything, everywhere, all the time!

2026-??? - We invented a machine that can hack everything on earth and steal all data for nefarious purposes.

I started watching Colombo just last month, after seeing a clip on YouTube (This one). It really does hold up well. It’s a bit like Dr House with a bit of a Get Smart vibe. But it’s real easy watching, subtle humour, and tons of famous actors in early roles like Jamie Lee Curtis.

Oh and just one more thing. The actor who plays Columbo is, I’m quite sure, the only one who could have made his so great. The bumbling minutiae of his little mannerisms, Constantly mentioning his wife but never seeing her, his cigar, his body language. It’s so natural and improvised compared to the stiffness of most actors of the time.

Counterpoint: Jaffas

(Not the Kree kind)