You guys know the joke about how pets and their owners start to resemble each other?

Yes. If you want to deport innocent people. move to the Pacific garbage patch.

“huh I guess you can just buy a Fidel Castro hat?”

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You know. Like that, almost laugh thing you do when something is just. Barely, funny enough.

Personally. I’m hoping when we fly these wax wings all the way to the sun and everything works out so great that a true artist and historian team up to make a mockumentary about the “Melania” production.

Made God breath through his nose a little harder than usual.

Newsome and Fetterman

Left victim with a nosebleed.

This seems, quite unlikely. If dunking is all that occurred.

I’ll be making the rather unpopular assumption that the family who raised the kid who dunked a stranger his own age in a public pool and then involved law enforcement also stooped to lying about the injury.

That dunking is probably the most competent parenting that child will ever receive.

Man you guys are tackling the real issues.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuke…

I can’t even comprehend it with the blinding majesty of the democratic actions taken, where they heroically and with the utmost of poise forgive their opponents for all crimes domestic and international.

The darn Republicans just don’t understand how forgiving and merciful the Democrats will always be. So mean.

I knew you were trolling because your apostrophes were placed too correctly.

Ya know, we’ll never know.

https://youtu.be/iXqXUmiaiOE

My favorite Eve 6 song is featured and the band makes a cameo.

Movie is better than it has any right to be.

Do you watch ‘Out Cold’ to celebrate?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0253798/

I am sorry for being a Siberian border guard and I don’t know what to do with that.

Ngl this sounds like some of the most prominent .world posters.

Antarctia is lousy with the trans.

I’m beating them off with a stick down here!