"I really want to threaten you, but I turned around to check and there isn’t actually anyone standing behind me.

…friends?"

That is…profoundly icky. The man’s been dead 30 years, let him rest for fuck’s sake.

It’s my hope that it was simply a case of overreliance on digital filmmaking crutches (background replacement, relighting, etc) that caused him to shoot everything in the same medium zoom, blocked off boring angles to have multiple camera shots on every take to facilitate fx work in post.

Hopefully, the brilliant filmmaker who made Alien and Blade Runner is still in there somewhere.

He’s gotta be playing Long John Silver. Honestly kinda interested in how he’ll play it.

Hopefully Ridley Scott’s cured himself of whatever caused him to make Gladiator II.

Inb4 Russian tank AI fires on its own troops

Why wouldn’t an actual bank be the Iron Bank?

The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington.

S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.

That’s right. Shop smart.

Shop S-Mart.

YOU GOT THAT?!

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Ah, yes. Definitely 4D chess strategy to voluntarily close your eyes after running around punching all the other kids on the global playground in the face.

Nah. The current cinema arc is looking at the world of Evil Dead through a more brutal, horror-first lens, but Ash will always be Evil Dead.

I don’t recall seeing specific messages to counter the effects of a Ukrainian drone strike before this.

Things in Leningrad Oblast must really be out of control if they’re specifically telling us it’s fine.

I mean you, rulu, are a dumbass. This is an unfunny meme and you should feel bad for wasting the internet’s time with it.

Do better, for all our sakes.

Attached to a dumbass.

There was a Balatro x Chess a couple weeks ago. Everyone out there looking to make a quick buck turning a classic card or table game into a roguelite now.

…today is June 2, my guy.

You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.

It was an anecdote from Biden, not a public conversation.

Putin doesn’t give a shit about religion beyond what Padre Kirill does for his public image and recruitment efforts.

He never puts himself in a position to publicly speak with anyone who would ever disagree with him, all those people are long dead or too afraid of open windows.

Somebody among the AAA publishers had to take the initial leap into full-on reputation destroying slop. Fitting that it’s Ubisoft.

The government of Moldova very recently took steps to eject the breakaway Russian-backed Transnistrian govt from the country in order to try and fortify the country against a possible Russian aggressive move.

I’m sure this is entirely coincidental and unrelated. /s