Well if you think spending eternity alone isn’t punishment. Either that or the universe.just deletes you if your unredeemable

He would have been happier to have nothing named for him and no statues erected. Apparently Woodrow “Author of Southern Revisionism” Wilson didn’t give even half a fuck about the dead man’s wishes. Robert E. Lee, Jefferson Davis, and a bunch of the other generals all specifically said that no monuments or commemorations should be erected to honor them, as they recognized they were traitors.

Wilson is the one that refounded the KKK, helped fund the filming of Birth of a Nation, showed said travesty of a movie at The White House, used his Yale credentials to write Southern Revisionism, used his power as president to erect said statues and change the names of places and monuments, and segregated The Federal Government. That’s just looking at his domestic policies. Wilsonian Doctrine gave us the Forever Wars that have ensued since, and that could easily be argued to be the least damaging thing that asshole did.

Wilson is only second to Jackson for worst president ever, and that’s only because Jackson paid off the national debt, and caused the worst depression in US history. Deepest by economic percentage, though not dollar amount, and longest by over a decade. They both committed their own flavors of genocide against the Native Americans.

Robert E. Lee, and several of his commanding generals, specifically said that no one should ever commemorate their names or visages. That means no statues, or places named for them. They recognized that they were traitors.

Woodrow Wilson didn’t give a fuck about dead men’s wishes.

That’s The Unseen University, not The Invisible Elementary

The TV series Lucifer was basically like this. Sure, you go to hell, but your personal hell is reliving a moment that you could have grown as a person, and you don’t get out until you make the decision to grow.

!Lucifer finally figured out that he’s in charge of hell, because he is the compassionate angel that can help get everyone out of hell.!<

I personally believe that if there is an afterlife, you’re the one responsible for how happy or punished you are. Everyone goes to the same place, but they experience different levels of comfort based on their own assessment of their life. This happens at a deep enough level that you can’t lie to yourself about it.

Basically What Dreams May Come style.

Every kilt I’ve ever worn comes to the bottom of my knees. That’s a few inches longer than normal, normally they reach the top to middle of your knee-cap. They could be longer I suppose, but that inhibits the previously mentioned pooping abilities.

Edit: upon further research, there’s something called a “great kilt” that extends further down your shins.

I go even further. Jesus was a direct decendant of David, and so is this guy, so Middle Eastern Jesus it is.

All the best Anglo neighborhoods‽‽‽ Sounds antisemitic to me…

Pretty sure the child in question was a girl, but I guess the woman didn’t want to let facts stand in the way of her feeling

They’re the type to use a picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan

The Real Tater Salad

Heck the cops even have that as an alias.

Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

That’s a curry. A coup is a child of your parents siblings

MC Hammer called them parachute pants.

I hope yoga pants never go out of style.

Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.

From the description, I’m picturing Dedra Meero and her uniform’s pants.

It’s the circle of pants,

And we wear them all!

From the tightest skinny jeans,

To the widest jnco’s

He lost the general election by over 3 million votes. The EC needs to be abolished.

If the Superbowl had some committee that overturned almost 20% of the results of the game, the US would be burning shit to the ground. Why do we accept that roughly 20% of all presidential elections have been overturned by people we cannot vote for?