Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

I think he kinda wants a reverse purge. Just allow cops to go hog wild for a day.

This is an insult to Milton.

Beat me to it, and more eloquently.

🎵🎶 Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o’er your shoulder,

Like a Continental Soldier?

Do your balls hang low? 🎶🎵

What happened in Maryland‽‽‽

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

If your balls hang that low, it’s time to retire, sit on the sidewalk in a rocking chair, sip sweet tea, and wait for the nuclear annihilation

Try that shit in America

Old Ironsides’ll sink ya!

It’s the Ancient Cheese of Foresight!

Only if you set it up to go to 60° or 85°. Mine has settings for 5° all the way up to 85°. You can still get some benefits without hanging by your ankles.

They showed up in the Boba Fett Show, as well. I watched season 3 of The Mandalorian and decided that the show ended at season 2. Season 3 is kinda fun, but if you are binge watching there are a whole shit ton of immediate questions.

Lexington, KY felt that hurricane. I’m not sure how far from the coast they are, but that bad boy was still going strong well over the mountains.

<Looks at the news the next day]

Dang it! They weren’t Japanese! They’re Laotian!

The one thing that Commodore Perry didn’t trade them was copies of The Three Little Pigs.

/s

Is that the one in the Thames, or another one? I wouldn’t be surprised if there are several around GB

An inversion table can do wonders for joint pain. I know cause I kinda got one for free. Friend moved to Hawaii and couldn’t take it with.

SAAB tried to corner the US market in the '80s and '90s by giving away a shoulder mounted anti tank rocket with each purchase of a car, but their legal team said “that’s not an appropriate way to deal with road rage.”

Rulididdly Rulidoodily

The difference being that Russia, and China have recently had major world news outlets basically proving that neither country’s nukes work. They aren’t the threat you seem to thing that they are. The Russian Bear has long since been sold to a circus, declawed, defanged, and has mange. The Chinese Tiger is paper, and partially on fire.