Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Aggressive negotiations
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•North Korean troops so 'poorly trained that Putin army yet to throw them into fight'English161·7 months agoNever stopped him before
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
Yeah, he’s on first
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto THE_PACK@lemmy.world•You can't shake my CONFIDENCE, brotherEnglish5·7 months agoI’m just hanging out but thanks
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•NYPD releases unmasked photo of smiling suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO killing9·7 months agoOh no! He’s hot!
Insurance ceo, the worst kind
The Assman@sh.itjust.workstoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Public money is spent to benefit the rich more then the poorEnglish132·7 months agoThis is what living in America does to the brain
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Syracuse judge refuses to perform marriage for same-sex couple: ‘It was real weird’11·7 months agoYou either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.
Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.
And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom
Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake
Alcohol-free beer + tequila= diarrhea
I would like to name my very rare disease “a very rare disease”. It’s what Abbott and Costello would do
You guys ever just mind your own fucking business? I’m really into minding my own fucking business.
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Working remotelyEnglish0·7 months agoI didn’t mention a single thing about combat roles or personal danger
To fight
To be the arm
To defend
To protect
Do you not know what any of those terms mean
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Working remotelyEnglish0·7 months agoYou know most enlisted aren’t in combat roles right? My brother did ten years behind a desk, ended up with an awesome career and got to travel the world for free.
The Assman@sh.itjust.worksto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•Working remotelyEnglish0·7 months agoSelfish bastard didn’t get milady any milk
How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?