Yup, for me it’s the teeth too. Without those it would be cute.

I’ve come to realize that most of us are just smart enough to fuck things up.

Viva Pinata Pocket Paradise for the Gameboy is one of my all-time favorite games. I’m going to try this PC port of the original though.

Omg I’ve had “Turn the page, wash your hands” stuck in my head for decades. Glad I’m not the only one.

My husband who’s a resolute meat eater loves my air fried tofu and actually asks for it. I use homemade teriyaki sauce.

My cousin told me our grandfather’s last words were literally “No mayo.” She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he’d passed.

That’s how I read, it but I’m biased.

Not who you were originally asking but Tilt-a-whirl is so much better than it has any right to be. It’s on my top five lists of songs containing the best belting out of “mother fucker.” My husband may eventually win his battle of getting me to like ICP.

Yesterday gas in my neighborhood was $3.49 and this morning it is now $3.79. I fully expect it to keep wildly jumping up daily until the public either starts burning stuff down or strikes.

It wasn’t that you were too dumb to notice but more that it didn’t make a difference when you found out. And I’m sure she would’ve loved that you thought her dress looked good.

I have an original model with a bad right bumper as well. I’m too cheap to buy a new one (or fix it) so I just remap that button. Honestly it’s more comfortable to play using the back buttons.

I’ve been following Frost on Bluesky for a while now. He’s the real deal and I’m glad he’s okay.

Jesus H Christ that was a heartbreaking read.

I see 12oz mouse and I upvote. Coincidentally my husband and I say “Now I’m a fireman” to each other quite often.

This is what having curly hair is like. It just does whatever it wants, fuck what I want.

Oh you’re lucky. My first surgery was wisdom teeth and I learned that I start throwing punches going under and coming back. I fully warn everyone now and try to fall asleep before they put me under if I can.

This is too real for me right now. I just took mine to the vet last week thinking she had some sort of neck injury only to figure out a few days later that she was having anxiety separation attacks because I went back to work after taking a week for Xmas off. $400 bill but at least I have a supply of emergency doggie pain meds now.

When I was pretty young I got in the habit of watching the evening news with my parents. For some reason I got it in my head that when the news talked about illegal aliens that they were talking about aliens from outer space. It was embarrassing how long I believed that until my mom explained illegal aliens to me. My kid brain just couldn’t cope with calling obvious human beings aliens.

Currently subscribed to Xbox game pass premium, Amazon Prime, Spotify and PBS streaming. I would love to get rid of Prime but I really do save money on shipping and it’s the only way I can get some of my specialty foods (severe food allergies). PBS streaming is the best deal at the moment and I’m really happy with it.

I managed to get gas for $2.31 on Tuesday. It was a Christmas miracle.