Alright, I’ll do it then.

Who here just lost the game?

I worked at Denny’s and I always asked “Ranch?” when people got fries. One day an AlphaMacho™ man literally got up from his seat and loudly said “is that because I’m white?!” and I was stunned, then my manager - a Cowboys loving, Harley riding, neon-red redneck - popped up from around the corner and said “Hey calm down little man, everybody always gets ranch with their fries, boy’s just trying’ to save time”

I was gonna give you a hard time for saying something like this on such a public forum but honestly, you’re communicating and being genuine, both good things.

Do your thing, and I wish you luck with finding what you seek.

Competitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards

That’s an Incel subclass

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO WRITE THE WORD ‘MEN?’ YOU’RE LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT MEN!

Marine Biologist: You can’t kill a 13 year old girl, no one actually becomes a marine biologist, they just all want to.

Sociologist: Trick them into going to a psychology convention, the crowd will do the work for you.

Psychologist: See above, reverse it. Might be harder to trick, tell them someone in there said they’re just an anthropologist who’s bad at math.

Anthropologist: Take away their teaching license, can no longer feed themselves because no one else is hiring them.

“Pete, sorry” and “I love you, Amy” are just so raw

M’ar’ia Careigh the Greedy, Patron goddess of Song and Pagan Gifting.

Derives her power from retail worship, and every year becomes stronger and stronger.

Soon her greed threatens to devour not just the Turkey, but All Hallows Eve

This isn’t normal, but it’s also no unexpected from a background of people who need the control over other’s lives. In this case it’s mostly because of religion, but it isn’t solely that.

If it’s any help, I would recommend keeping your private life, well, private.

I’m about to have dinner, but I’ll be back as soon as I’m done, I swearsies

This is such a unique joy, let us bask in it together brother.

You have to do it right.

Pee yourself, get Chlamydia, be high as the ionosphere, bellow gutturally, be irritable, have crusty hair, and make sure you have an amazing PR team that makes you look cuddly.

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I don’t like Koalas.

Not one.

Not a single one of you is gonna acknowledge the artistry that is the username “beemovieerotica”?

That’s how you get the $NaN glitch in your bank account, but also for some reason Keanu Reeves is the officiant while holding akimbo pistols, and everyone’s outfit includes a green sweater

I mean, googling how to set up a printer is step 1 to setting up a printer.

Compared to 90% of people, you’re ahead of the curve.

You can’t win a game against people who aren’t following the rules. What you’re suggesting works when there’s a foundational understanding that is shared, otherwise they must be kicked out of the game (by society at large) until they agree to follow the rules.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a far-right conspirasist that believes Democrats eat blended up human babies or a far-left feminist that believes bullets and rockets are penis shaped to oppress the masses by flaunting the power of the white man to keep the patriarchy in power.

We teach this to children, everyone can play regardless of color, origin, or race, but as soon as any of the kids start biting or screaming in peoples ears, they’re not allowed to play with the rest. Its called consequences.

Tolerance of the intolerant is unacceptable, no matter how few there may be.

Relax… Take a deep breath…

Iiiiiiiiinnnnn…

Oooouuuuutttt…

WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST

Why, yes, exactly that.