Hear me out
Trebuchet
THE Pheobe and Godog!?!? The ones that flipped doggy heaven on its head as soon as they got there with their adrenaline and thrill seeking feats of bravery!?!? They jumped 38 dog houses on a dog bone shaped rocket wagon! They hold the record for lifting the biggest stick AND they found THE coolest rock at the bottom of Lake Doge. Trampoline, Trapeze, High Dive, AND Giant cannon shows. On top of being friends to every orphan they still have time to hold the Tag Team tug of war championship collars. You are the human to Legends!
Thailand walkin down the road be like
::squints::
“Yo! Is that same-sex marriage!?.. It is!!!”
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If you have lower back pain, mainly where the back and glutes meet, do weighted hip thrusts. My back just doesn’t care about the things that used to hurt it anymore.
“decided to develop a light armoured vehicle able to tow and supply small cannon and mortars.”
They were made to tow so you could hook 2 them sum bitches back to back and see who pulls who
I REALLY hate genies…
Brains really are so weird
Gotta pertec those rancher corporations until the lab meat companies are able to bribe him with more free speech
Jesus’ only role in old testament evangelical christianity is iconography
“You didn’t ask me to stop the trolley and it was no big deal, so you don’t have to say thank y…”
“SAY YOU’RE WELCOME!!! The ritual isn’t complete until you say your part of the incantation.”
Naw that wasn’t me! That’s not who I am! It was my ::insert medication::!
And have I ever REALLY tested myself?
I remember reading that trauma brain is a product of evolution. The ones that vividly remembered trauma were better equipped to avoid it compared to ones who’s trauma memories were more fuzzy. If I remember the trauma caused by a predator I avoid it. If I kind of remember something about that predator that’s creeping up… What was it? I’m dead. You can’t have sex if you are dead. If you can’t have sex you don’t pass on your traits. Trauma brain avoided the danger so they get to have sex and pass that trauma brain trait on to their offspring.
And here we are. All the fun times are fading with time, but when Jimmy Meltrigger heard you cut the cheese? Always and forever as clear as day. And Barry Watnick! “I can remember it like it was yesterday, that creep Barry Watnick stole my diary.”
That’s it!!! Thank you!!! My brain just decompressed you have no idea!
I can’t for the life of me find it but I remember a travel show where the host went to a pop concert in asia at like 7 am filled with people headed to work/school. I want to say it was “an idiot abroad” or “somebody feed phil” but I can’t find anything for either.
Probably one of those “mans job” or “lone wolf” things. Either way cro_magnon_gilf 100% has Cheeto dust fingers.