I haven’t even got that page on the UK site. Looking at things they recommend I buy, I see the usual collection of things I bought once years ago, and completely random shit that I’d never be interested in in a million years. All that data collected, for what? How these people are worth trillions I’ll never know.

Pigs gonna pig.

Welp, time to get back into books or something.

The British far right are blaming the French protests on immigrants. You know, what with so many of them being school age and all…

Don’t even get started with Tintin.

I mean, good. Because it’s never going to be.

The only watchable Sandler movies are Uncut Gems, Hustle, and that one with the spider in space.

Turns out Skynet has already taken over. We never needed to give it control, people are dumb enough to just obey it…

I love the feature where I paste something into an email, and then it stops me typing by popping up a useless menu.

My second favourite is the one where you’re typing, and suddenly it starts treating all your keypresses as shortcuts and deleting things. I love that.

And don’t even get me started on Outlook search. I can no longer find any emails, even by typing in the things that were on them.

But hey, at least an admin can fuck it all up from one place!

If you store enough vital information in your head, you never need to really work hard except when you become the fire extinguisher for other people’s fuck-ups.

The dumbest fucks use AI for everything. This is pretty evident from local Facebook groups.

The upper echelons of the tech bro world are populated by a surprising amount of gay men, and since social media is doing the lion’s share of spreading hate, you can expect much of it to fall on the T rather than the G…

The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.

It’s ok, we speak jive.

It is bizarre how they can blow up specific phones in one country, but atomise another.

Self host on what? The way we’re going 16GB of RAM to run the models will be a capital investment…

For the same reason that people were selling crypto mining boxes rather than just plugging them in:

The only guaranteed profit in a gold rush is to be the one selling shovels.

See Nvidia for details.

The Skibidi Toilet Cinematic Universe. 87 movies. Each more popular than the last.

Why would they want to leave the international cricket council?

I watched it remove a JSON library include from the code because it wasn’t used yet, and then in the very next prompt where we needed our again, it attempted to write a basic parser from scratch…