Jesus, at this point is when more rational, capable people would resign. If I had one wish it would be that the world leaders would feel the same shame I feel when I accidentally cut someone off while driving. Maybe this world would be a better place.

Time to watch Gremlins

The Stockholm effect on some people 🧐 Problems don’t exist until it hits them directly, only then they scream for justice.

I have seen their future and it is inevitable.

Where the hell you going to go? The entire internet is this way. Going LAN only?

He may have to look over his glasses at you. Then you will be sorry.

Half Life 3 should be out any day now.

What’s your longest? I made it from Colorado to Illinois without pissing once. Could taste it permeating from my pores tho

Does anyone pay for this? I’m getting deep enough into French now that I just last a few seconds before running out of hearts. At this rate I will be fluent by the year 3000

Words have proven futile. If Dems don’t play the same game Republicans play we WILL lose this democracy.

I can’t wait to find out what happens tomorrow

I think it only works if you say in Quenya while hopping on one leg.

There’s a third dimension now?

Some historians say the 3 wise men were led by a pair of big ol’ titties that auspicious night and not a dumb star in the sky. O

Our morals have gotten this loose yet there is not one toppless chick on the view. Not even Whoopie :(

Edit: I forgot about the Martha Stewart Christmas special. A young 12 year old boy became a man that night.

You say that but have you ever had pure Beijing gutter oil?

To eat them the trick is to mostly close your mouth but open your lips and suck really hard like

Kyoto, I’ve seen an older tourist literally stop 2 young ladies in kimonos by holding their hand out in front of them in a stop signal then pull out his camera and take a picture. Not once did he ask them. Treated them like they were characters at Disneyland.

Jokes on you, I prefer my movies in meme format.