Haha, no you haven’t you fucking dork.

It’s like a disposable book, with ads.

You… you should not be allowed at the petting zoo…

You aren’t stupid for asking a question. Asking questions is why smart people know things.

Kind of reminded me of this one.

No, thank you.

Oh thank god

Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I’m lost in the woods, though.

How would you leverage your vote in this instance?

I’d just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They’ve become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What’s the deal?

Man, that’s so sad.

“Yes comrade, that’s right. He’s telling us that the country is ovverrun with woke transexual alien criminals that are eating all of the household pets. Yes…yes I tried asking for the nuclear codes, but he just started rampbling about a radical lesbian liberal agenda and now he’s talking about China and hamberders. Comrade, he won’t stop talking about Nancy Pelosi and Obama and now I think he’s trying to sell me his ugly golden sneakers…”

My purpose it to be sitting on a beach, fat and drunk.

English may not be their first language. It’s okay to cut people some slack sometimes.

People do this all the time, and it’s super annoying. I’d love for someone to explain why they downvote an honest question.

What are quoted strings?

If you’re going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

'Tis but a scratch!

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.