Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. 😏

@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today, have you done iMac & Cheese yet? 😏

this guy’s sweater makes his arms look like they are an outgrowth of his hips

Hah! Ima getting Bert vibes from his eyebrow area.

Wait 'til they see En Passant Spiders.

starprick

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

Nice.

Horse funerals

I know this reference!

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

Weddings, funerals, birthday parties—you name it!

Cigarettes have always brought people together.
Whether it’s to ask a stranger for a light, or giving a son a reason to bond with his dad. 😏

I like to imagine it’s a long gun. Pulled from hammerspace.

😏

then again that might answer your question maybe :P

Haha, Canadian Hardware Swap.
Yeah, I suppose it do answer my question 🥲

Lmaoà, the escalation reminds me of that Tumblr thread about making tea.

@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev, from CHS by the way?

Patriautism.

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

autism or not!

Lmaoà, I thought 'tism was patriotism at first because guns + patriots unoe? Autism makes more sense.

place my gun on coffee table too

Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏