You must be thinking of a different Bernie Sanders. I’m taking about the one in Congress that has been fighting for our rights and equality for decades. Maybe you are thinking of the one that lives down by 3rd and Masterson? Yeah, that guy’s a dick. Don’t give him your money.

Sounds like you’ve been dating the wrong people.

Ahhh, wow. I really missed that one. Thanks for the explanation.

I don’t think I’ve ever encountered an ATM that’s scrambled the keypad before. That would truly trip me up

I don’t understand. Is the joke that the person’s PIN is actually just “2” because they hit “x” and it cleared everything that came before it?

We gave him the money. Willingly. Because we wanted a better future.

Off. My system won’t boot with it turned on. It just hangs at a black screen. From what I’ve been able to find out, it’s due to unsigned video drivers.

And then 30 seconds after that it’ll get reverted because the edit contains primary sources.

I’ve only seen him do it that once. Luckily I had the phone ready to grab a picture.

And we’d take their word for it… Why exactly?

I have no trouble falling asleep, even after binging screen time for hours before bed. I’m happy to be an outlier on this one.

I’m glad I left the state before the election so I couldn’t vote for him, otherwise I totally would have.

I’ve had a Keychron for a few years and loved it. Just recently the S key started misbehaving. My love for this keyboard grew immeasurably when I discovered you can just hot swap the switches without any special tools while waiting for some replacement switches to arrive. Plus the switches are super adorable at 30 for $10.

Based purely on the thumbnail image alone I’m going to assume it was located in the “Cocknballs Nebula”.

Yep! Casper and Mocha.

OMG stop eating plastic you idiot!

Video game logic. Those sparse shin-high rocks will totally block their path if they try to go around.

As a childless man, they will have to pry my work from home out of my cold, lots of free time having hands.

Tell that to their handcuffs and guns.

Only because doing that will force you to buy a new phone.