As long as this guy didn’t wake up from a decade long coma last October, I have absolutely no sympathy for his woes.

Perfect choice, 3y/o.

Remove them all. Remove that threat. They are the troops of the enemy.

Run!

The shark just wants a boop.

I still wouldn’t be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.

Russia already won, you fuckweasel.

I watched this more than 10 times now and I cannot get enough.

Scheiß dem Trump vor’s weiße Haus.