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It still does if you hover over it iirc

Finally, a product for the Everyman. Thank you.

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

We all have our own lifehacks.

Nope, this is my genuine, unfiltered, dogshit opinion. I genuinely believe execution is the correct option when someone has a slight difference in preference compared to me.

Daaaamn girl, nice rack

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I think people who prefer things other than what I prefer should be round up and shot.

Zuck my cock, Meta.

They finally rebuilt him; they had the technology.

I don’t own an FM radio small enough to shove up my ass, which a phone with FM would solve. I’m sure phone designers will realize their untapped market soon enough.

I dunno about you, but THIS Queerie is trying their best to de-Google.

I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.

Hell yeah, you got that mini toilet brush type shit. Enjoy!!

Phones should have FM radio not as an emergency feature, but as a method of banging out the tunes. I wanna jam out at a campsite with no downloaded music and no cell service.

People who say “dead chat” are the dirt beneath my feet. Oh? Really? The chat is dead? Thanks for letting me know! I’m sure this acknowledgment will sprout life back into the chat at once.

Saying “dead chat” is a waste of metaphorical oxygen. You want to revive chat? Bring up how your bathroom has mold, that you got your sister pregnant, send a meme, send ANYTHING but “dead chat.” It does nothing but waste notifications and time.

I know I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I’ll die on that molehill.

“That’s Bwuh.”

“Huh?”

“No. Wrong.”

I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.

I am terrified thinking about how many pilots or aircraft engineers zerk off to aeromorph porn. There is too much plane porn online, some of you people are lying about being innocent.