Were it so easy

In russia, when a plane crashes into your farmhouse annihilating you and your entire family, that technically makes your farm uninhabited.

And that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

No. No it isn’t, and I hope you actually understand that.

The fact it is so prevalent in the gene pool suggests there may be some benefit we are unaware of. Further study is needed.

Edit: and it doesn’t ‘cause’, it puts you ‘at risk for’.

Yes. Tumors get suppressed.

Were it so easy. Sickle cell disease also conveys resistance to malaria

And impotence I’m sure. So, a two-fer

Probably the singlemost important one that for some reason commonly gets forgotten about… lacrosse sticks. They were literally weapons historically.

Same. My brain literally made dial up noises until I figured out it was pure stupid.

‘need’? It doesn’t.

Possible useful applications? Reporting on anything relevant to the fridge (temps., power consumption, water level, maintenance reminders, usage tracking etc…)

Other than that I can’t think of anything other than 'bragging rights.

Yup. I once saw a grey-jay standing atop a relatively humongous pile of moose guts trying to protect it from thieves. The natural world is actually a good metaphor for the plausibility of ideal capitalism but breaks down for RL capitalism because human nature and ingenuity destroys the system’s ability to reach equilibrium.

Soap Operas

Metaphor too on the nose. English teacher would have given me a C-

So long as we’re being pedantic… ‘were’.

Don’t hate the players, hate the game.

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KABOOM MFR!

Easily.

This ones Yak piss yellow, this one’s Ballsweat Blue, and yup that’s Salty Rash Red.

if both sides come at it in good faith

ahahahah, good one

Hey just a heads up, inpopularity starts with a ‘u’.