I mean, the Israelis kind of had something similar for a bunch of pagers, but instead of bricking the device, they just violently exploded.

Pretty sure most of the Walking Dead cast would never have survived an initial outbreak of gingivitis, let alone zombies…

I think they should add the word “Fuck” to all age verification prompts until they, too, get censored.

If the insurance firm has a lot of money to throw at constant adds, then odds are good that they aren’t paying out premiums for their customers.

They were always sacrificial pawns. The administration has been salivating over one of them getting killed so that they can invoke Artical 2 and call for martial law.

Fun Crow facts: Crows have been known to investigate deaths of their fellow crows and can hold generational grudges!

Text has been a little sluggish with my tests. Might be due to influx of users, though.

It’s quite warm on/near the Pacific right now.

Hate week is a time-honored tradition!

You laugh, but the engineroom guys refer to the reactor as a “Hot-rock” diety.

Loot/Blind boxes are like a random pack of baseball cards that you can only show to other owners of baseball cards, or someone who is baseball-card adjacent.

Some of them are “rare” in the sense that the card printing company refuses to make more, despite it costing them nothing after the initial card is made.

What’s more is that the printing compamy has decades of psycologic practices to use on their card pack purchasers. For Example:

• Casino-esque animations, enticing younger collectors before that aren’t even allowed to gamble legally, in person.
• Rarity manipulation, making things rarer than listed. If they list anything more than ‘trust me bro.’
• Making sure that purchasers are surrounded by pack buyers who have already got the rarer cards, generating card envy.
• Removing entire card sets from purchase wirh the whole purpose of making purchasers feel like they will miss out, right now and forever, if they do not buy more packs of cards.

Finally, there is also the fact that all of these cards are entirely digital, so the existance of the cards depend almost entirely on the whims of the printers.

The one that upped it by 30% worked for me on a Steam Deck. I can’t parry everything, but i can at least hit the parry now.

All images of trump make him look bad…

At least Germany got a WW1 vet. We got a bloated real estate developer. con artist.

Ftfy

If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

How else will he justify auctioning them off?

I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he’ll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.

SLBM, technically. Submarine Launched Ballistic Missiles.