CommieCretzl [he/him]

Always the ones you least expect etc etc

Imagine not being vegan in 2024

Is there something you’re trying to tell us?

Yeah it does

Ack, I’ll settle for Macklemore I guess. Beggers can’t be choosers

in a war that has eaten more than 6,000 Russian tanks and at least 700 Ukrainian ones

Uhh, I have trouble taking those numbers seriously

1.4 times the speed of sound – or 925mph (1,488 km/h)

I feel like I’m going mad

This sucks so bad. Hey Ukraine, have you tried suing for peace then spending on the social safety net instead of bombs? It’s the least you could do

Rocket powered guillotine

Mfers will do anything but cut out meat

https://m.soundcloud.com/distantdreamz/were-in-fuckin-1320-motherfucker

I use NewPipe for my phone and it’s been wonderful

Again?! Damn I guess it wasn’t bad enough already

non political

religious celibacy

violence against women

Everyone wins!

Imagine how excited dirt owls were when we invented dirt

Jokes on them, I will never stop doing cocaine

A little bit of exercise can help. Go for a jog or something