I had to look up lazarus, because in my language (Dutch) it means being horribly drunk.
Found some reference to a mythological figure that was brought back to life by another mythological figure.

So yeah, in that case she’d be better off walking away. Good point, cumfart. 🤔

Nah… not really. I heard opening your eyes and start moving again is a big turn off for them. 😉

That’s for future comic. ☝️🤓

Or the next best thing. 😉

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“In their head”?
I just read this out loud on the bus home in Marlon Brando’s voice. 👴🏻 🤌🏻🤌🏻

He’s toad-ally right. 🤓

The answer is yes. 😏

Hey, now we’re talking. ✊😋

That would be wise. I hope you can make that change.

Thanks. ☺️

I know. My comics are the result of therapy. 😌

Relatable. I do it too. A guy like me enjoys the extra support.

Yeah boy, that search engine is gonna profile you hard. 😄

Or Beats™.

Or anal beers. 🍻

I like having my work liked. ☺️

“Hourly Hurl” could be a good band name. 🤔

It’s a metaphor for love and sacrifice. 😙🤌

Wow, you really went all out on this. I’m putting your idea in the “maybe” pile. 😎