I’d finally clean my gutters.

Maybe next weekend….

DDFH

I’ve already vowed not to donate to red states/areas anymore. Pick your bitch asses up by the bootstraps next hurricane season, morons.

This dude is the exact opposite of WWJD. Fucking dipshits.

LMFAO

This is a good thing. It applies to everyone, not just the people we disagree with.

THE CATS AND THE DOGS ARE VOTING

BYAAAAAAAA!

That’s weird. I saw no such signs and had my phone out when I voted. It was in my hand plain as day when I walked from the ballot table to the booth.

This isn’t news anymore.

What happens if any of these people voted early already?

After 24 hours of 18.1…. Siri still kinda sucks. Bummer.

I thought they couldn’t actually count the votes until Election Day?

There’s a bunch of signs in my city that say:

TRUMP: LOWER TAXES

KAMALA: HIGHER TAXES

I see them in the yards of middle class homes and all I can do is shake my head.

That number will skyrocket if he loses.

Does Trump think of himself as an athlete? Lmao

Fuck no.

That and people have been fucking with Wikipedia by adding AI generated nonsense to it lately.

Detroit has crazy light show tunnel in their airport. I don’t know about Chicago, but can confirm Detroit.