Considering most Mackems can’t read or write, you’ve actually done a good job there.

Stick to the plan. It’s working.

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Look at Howe’s reaction compared to Arteta’s lol

Grealish can dribble. It’s just that he’s asked to do robotic stuff these days. I wonder if this sauce will be coached out of him like it was Jack.

Man said lesser teams.

Big six or top six?

Top 6 is interchangeable, always has been.

Big six is the ceiling Newcastle and Villa look most likely to break as a long term thing, with Newcastle being the most sustainable of those based on funding - considering the deals we have been and will make slowly but surely.

Villa are a bigger club to me than Spurs anyway.

Another Karen FC fan frothing at the mouth

I could fuck Selena Gomez but very much doubt I will

Sometimes it’s best just to let go

It’s a question if you prefer the fast and direct or calculated and slow approach. I’m a biased Newcastle fan but I do prefer my wingers direct. Wish we bought both lol

Didn’t say he should get in over anyone

Gordon has been brilliant all season he deserves a call up. Glad he’s getting a rest though.