…if that’s true I’m gonna go talk to my boss. We need a CNC.

There is no world in which that machine is under a million dollars.

Halfway through the branch point pull the lever to derail the trolley?

Depends, am I in a women’s only clothing store holding their bags while I’m left alone and trying not to make eye contact with strangers? And then when I want to check out a store that only has things I like I’m told they don’t want to go?

Or are we shopping in a store or place where there are things for both of us and we can talk to each other about what we’re doing?

Bruh those are all anxiety.

Luckily, one of those is the government that just requested the fine…

Watch him dip into GOP funds, croak, and leave the GOP holding the bag.

Charisma is for making your own religion.

Never met a religious person who didn’t know anything about their religion?

Planning things out ahead of time and keeping myself too busy to spiral.

Where is Ubisoft getting all this unearned confidence from? Their games have just been circling the toilet for the past 5 years or so.

Humans are the it follows of the animal kingdom.

What’s bothering me is, mathematically that is the answer, but practically the apple is a non uniform shape so you cant really determine where a third of the apple truly is and it has seeds in the middle meaning two of the kieces will have seeds one the one getting the two cut off pieces won’t so its not truly shared equally.

Of course it has to be a stew, what are you some kind of sociopath who gives blinding soup to kids?

My first thought was good, he deserves it.

My second thought was what is a church drag event?

These people and whoever organized this needs to be be tried in the Hague. This is straight up a war crime.

It’s like the super nice teacher with the permanent lewd smile from Saiki K.

Party once used a chime of opening after spending 20 minutes trying to open a door they had found the key to 5 minutes before.

I’m starting to think any ouzzle solved by looking at your inventory may just be asking too much.

Every fucking time.

Also with the justification: The DM wouldn’t think that way.

I have layers dammit!

It’s made for Strixhaven which is a Mage school.

It’s been very fun so far to have them randomly ambush the players.