Oomies is only good for two fings: dyin’, and leavin’ us all dere stuff!

You’re only considering the diseases that God didn’t prevent from existing in the first place. You can’t expect him to stop all the potential diseases, can you?? He’s not Superman!

Well I woz gonna call me account “DaRedGobbo” but the git wot got dere first ain’t even revolushunary enough ta get blocked by the blockiest load of blocks wot ever did block!! Paffetik!

Clearly he should be inviting then to murder his wife in exchange for him murdering their husbands. That’s what strangers on a train do, right?

You have to consider all the Trumps that didn’t start a war with Iran. Like, Mary Trump… You know, those guys.

And card grading is…?

It’s a joke about how they tried introducing a Black main character but then erased him because dickheads didn’t like it. It’s not a particularly complicated joke.

What about that Black Stormtrooper? What do you mean “there was no Black Stormtrooper??” He was in that one Star Wars film. Wasn’t he??

McCain got out while the going was good.

And you misspelt “poseur” ;)

I have banana, raisins and oat milk. It’s great!

Which planet would they be orbiting?

Jesus?

Reminds me of the Maccabee fans in Amsterdam shouting that school’s out in Gaza because the kids are all dead. Stay classy, Israel.

Probably best to post a removepaywalls.com/ link. I wouldn’t want to support the bastards at Axel Springer.

Abolish men? I’ve been admonishing men. I must have looked like an idiot.

I’m halfway there! But somehow I’m the second half of the way there.

Labour isn’t the left. Keir Starmer lied about everything to become the leader of the Labour Party as the face of Morgan McSweeney, Steve Reed and Peter Mandelson’s “Labour Together” right wing project because they knew the membership, which is generally centre left, would never vote for them if they were honest about their intentions. They hid 75% of their donations until after the contest was over, violating electoral law.

Lo and behold, they’re doing disability cuts, trans moral panic, privacy violations, outsourcing to American tech barons and clamping down on protest rights. Starmer suspended several MPs early on for voting against the government’s policy of keeping the two child cap on benefits.

However, you are partially right that the right wing press still doesn’t approve of them and are manufacturing dissent, despite Labour’s cruel anti-migrant and pro-capital policies.

The monkey’s paw curls. The word fascist has become so debased that you are now $80 billion in debt. And dead.

What if Mr Beast dies?