Going to the states is safe enough just don’t drink the water

This is the Choose Your Own Adventure font

All of these so-called bathroom care-abouters nearly always have a unisex bathroom right under their own home roof! Hypocricy much???

Mr Bussy, hello?

Taco Bell is leaving the parasites there based on all this feedback they just announced it. The diarrhea is back, we did it gang!

Slop Mitch’d be easy as hell to do

Dear skeltal

If calcium

Then why don’t you thank

“I went to your American restaurant Dairy Queen and they make me this nice tasty whirled cup of ice cream and turn jt upside like so. I eat so fast I’m belchin’ “

What if we kissed under a slam dunk

These days that’s barely enough for 7.5 cats

Back in the day we called it the diobble-wobble, then later just the yobble-wobble or yobblin’

But I barely know you so at most it’s a random act of senseless verbal skullduggery

Turkeye has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Just start saying shit it doesn’t matter how dumb or good

Asteroideez nuts

Only a human can know the thirst for coffee and obedience

I’m surprised it would even take a whole lesser one

The real Ben Franklin if time travel was invented “JFC another one idk fuck off back to your OWN TIME, MAYBE?!”

One of the most techno beat sounding things you can name an Oblast