Come nurse for I lactate knowledge

Be the you future you won’t hate

Don’t rush me. It’s harder to pee with an erection

Why doesn’t he just tell those other guys to keep going, split the profits

Are those free use nacelles?

Lawnmower Simulator be like

Who makes the best de-gargle plugin for Logic?

That’s a $10 sub if I’ve ever seen one

Is that not why taquitos come as a tube?

Has he offered to save you money on insurance yet?

Make sure to save now so you can restart without going through the intro again.

Pee is stored in the beans

No but I bet you could buy the material and you’d already have the skill

It’s “Come here you little shit” Elmo!

When they say they want the housing market to collapse, I don’t think this is what they meant.

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Either way you’re gonna feel clear

If you’re ever feeling a little mischievous, that’s also great placeholder text to hide in language files

Donate to cities looking to improve waste services

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