Icebergs can’t melt steel ships.

All my buttons were mixed up an the text was right aligned.

Turns out the language was arabic after the update - but everything in the app was still english.

1984 had the two captains and Sting… That’s hard to beat.

Hi dialogues are so cringey. He thought very hard to make everyone say the coolest thing possible.

I had fun once. It was awful.

Make it a Disney World

That’s hot. Me so horny.

Eat a mint after each sip, to show them you care about fresh breath, unlike a day drinker.

Hey boss, I want to shut down the computer, should I turn it off completely or do you prefer sleep, if yes which sleep state?

Have you looked into gourds? I heard lots of good things about them.

Catalogues. Totally different feeling than online shopping. You could explore them for hours. No need to wait for a good offer, because the price does not change.

4chan named her cat

I should send my kids to work on a remote location, so that they can watch a VHS after a 14 hour shift? Sounds reasonable.

You know it’s a legit therapy if a dead doctor told you in a seance about it.

It’s time for the butlerian jihad.

Electronic signatures exist. You can legally sign pdf. But it costs money.

You get used to the money and spend more until you are broke. Maybe it’s peer pressure, irresponsibility or a lack of financial education.

Why is bob using a picture of Ellen DeGeneres?

I was hungry once and ordered a lot of stuff from one place at lieferando. I was really looking forward to it and was in a good mood, so I pre tipped through their app. They cancelled my order but kept the tip.

Never again.

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